Cigars & the Fat Guy in the Red Suit, by Tommy Zman
‘Twas several days before Christmas and all through the blog, the Zman was smoking a big ole’ Yule Log. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, with hopes that there’d be some Montes in there. On Fuente, on Punch, on Ultimate and Hoya, get me some Camacho and Pepin, oh boya… Damn, I am good with the rhymes…
In last week’s blog, I talked all about buying cigars for everyone you know during the holiday season. But I wish my wife would follow the same advice because she hates the smell of stogies with a passion and it’ll be a cold day in Hades before she gifts me with some Latino made sticks. So… yeah, I’m just gonna have to force myself to buy my very own cigars. Actually, now that I think about it, why would I want the wife picking out my precious puros when I can have a jolly old time on the JR Website www.jrcigars.com, salivating like a tobacco starved dog while visions of maduro bombs dance in my head. And the fun part is that with all the massive choices and selection of tobacco goodness, picking them out is almost as good as buying them!
While Christmas is not the food frenzy that Thanksgiving is for my family, it still is a time for the lighting of my favorite gars. After Christmas Eve dinner I’ll hang out on my brother in law’s porch all bundled up with pour of hootch and a full bodied post-meal stick. Christmas Day is at my abode, where I run a heater into the garage so the manly men of the family can enjoy pre- and post dinner hand rolled holiday goodness.
By the way, are you familiar with the holiday season best selling book that explains how Santa Claus can transport himself to every home in the world within just one night. Quantum physics expert, Raj Rajirajraj says that Santas’ magic is really a clever way of bending the time and space continuum. Through the use of meditation and chanting, his vibrational level climbs so high that he becomes literally invisible and can manipulate time and space at ten thousand times the normal human pace. Wow, my Polack brain hurts just thinking about such things. And when it comes down to it, who really cares – I just want my friggin Hess truck, okay? (And cigars… did I forget to mention that?)
Listen, no matter what holiday you celebrate, this really is a time to appreciate everything you have in your life. I do wish all our readers and fans a wonderful time with the family, great food and drink to enjoy, and of course, cigars to bring you pure smoky joy and pleasure.
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Smoke ‘em cuz ya gottem my friends,
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