Gotta Gettum Gars for the Holidays, by Tommy Zman
SO, are you gearing up for the holiday spend-fest? Gonna forgo paying the gas and electric for a few months just to get everybody the expensive crap that they want? Were you able to find that humungous ostentatious red bow for the top of the $75,000 luxury car for the drive way on Christmas morning? And for crissakes, did you go to Jared yet? …DID YOU?
Yeah, just messin’ with you.
Okay, if you’ve been reading this blog lately, you know I’m less than joyous about the forced spending that corporate America thrusts upon the public this most wonderful time of the year. Who has the extra money or time to even shop, let alone act like you’re all merry and whatnot? Okay, a lot of us have turned into Scrooges & Grinches in this godforsaken economic nightmare, but fret not my peeps in the blogosphere, because I believe I have the answer to it all. I believe I have the sure fire cure for ending your holiday woe-fest that’ll have you singing Rudolph whike baking cookies and sucking eggnog down like Buddy the Christmas elf. You ready?…
BUY EVERYONE CIGARS.
That’s it, nothing left to see here… dilemma solved, now go back about your day and enjoy.
Guys, I said that’s it… come on now, be realistic here… just click on JR’s website, http://jrcigars.com , pour over the endless selection of premium handrolled Latin American goodness, drool uncontrollably for hours on end, and then proceed to get everyone you know & love on your list the gift that keeps on burning. What, you think I’m kidding? Cigars are the ultimate joy in life and the most relaxing pastime ever created by the hands of mankind. I don’t care who it is, your wife, granny, the neighbor’s baby… who wouldn’t love cigars for their holiday gift? I mean, when I put it that way, it’s kind of hard to disagree… right? You know it!
And for you guys reading this who will somehow feel compelled to get the Zman a gift of some sorts… CIGARS, dammit… I want CIGARS! Hand rolled treasures that hail from the jungle covered lands of Nicaragua, Honduras, and the Dominican Republic. I want Connecticut shade, Colorado, maduro, double maduro, quintuple maduro, dammit! I want Corojo and Criollo, leaves that are packed with flavor! I want to old guard smokes, the new guard smokes, and everything in between! Get me boxes, and bundles, five packs and singles, make my holiday so happy with everything that jingles! Cigars my friends, all I want is my two front figarados!
Okay, you get the drift… so get on over to the JR web page NOW and snap up all the holiday ligero your plastic bank card allows, because it’s what everyone wants! Um… Did I mention I’d like some cigars?
PLEASE SUPPORT Cigar Rights of America as they continue to deal with congress, the senate, and all US legislators who need to be made aware that our cigars are the best friends we know of and we will fight like hell to keep them in our lives! >>http://cigarrrights.org
Smoke ‘em cuz ya gottem my friends,
JR Cigars Blog with the Zman
