JR Jingle Bells by Tommy Zman

Okay my Holiday Herfing Buddies, today’s Zman Blog is sung to the tune of Jingle Bells… so start singing if ya know whats good for ya…

grinch-1Jingle Bells, my Romeo smells, so damned good today,
the luscious scent of cedar went and made my freakin day…
Jingle Bells, hey what the hell, where’d my Montes go?
That box of cheer was sitting here, only a moment a go.

Someone stole my stash, some Grinch just went and came,
my humidor was filled, with Oliva Nubs and Cain,
Who went and scoffed my smokes, no clue who it could be,
Hoyos, La Fincas, Gurkhas gone, and Ashton VSG!

Oh, Jingle Bells, I’m gonna kill whoever pulled this ruse,
My Trinidads, oh I’ve been had, there’s no more Montecruz,
All my cigars, the Bolivars, My mind has now been blown,
Where’s my El Rey, Now what the hey? And H. Upmann Sun Grown!

E.P Carillo Core, Pepin Garcia Blue,
they swiped my Rocky Edge, all the Fuentes too,
Now who could be so cruel, to pilfer all my Punch,
Avo Domaine, I’m not insane, I think I have a hunch!

Jingles Bells, My Fathers? Hell!, Trust me, this ain’t no fun,
CAO Brazillas and Llaneza ‘61’s,
Oh Jingle Bells, this whole thing smells, goodbye my Parta-gas,
If I find out, I’ll scream and shout, and kick your freakin’ ass,

It’s starting to make sense, I think I’ve got it down,
Who heisted Henry Clay, and my Diamond Crown,
Just who could be so sly, and who could be so slick?
So shut the door, I’m pretty sure, it’s jolly Old Saint Nick!

Ohhhhhhhhh…
Jingle Bells, hey what the hell, the man in the red suit,
He’s the one, who weighs a ton, and high-jacked all my loot,
But I asked him if he’d herf with me, and poured some single malt,
So we sat down by the fire, and we smoked some JR Alts…
While we smooooked some JRRRRRRRRRR Aaaaaaaaaalts!

Ho, ho ho,

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